So a salute if you will, to those who help break up the day and provide a few chuckles Here’s a quick collection of the some my faves  for 2008 (and one from 2007):

“you know you are using too much trackpad when your index finger gets too smooth to work properly” – 3:03 PM May 13th, 2008 via @nedwin

“Looking around the office I wonder who would get eaten first if we get snowed in and run out of food.” – 7:42 AM Feb 2nd, 2008 via @freshbooks

“okay. my parents’ understanding of twitter now is that it’s a cult. this is progress.” – 7:18 AM Apr 5th, 2008 via @echuckles

“@shelisrael I hate talking at conferences. Audiences in Australia are 93% dumber than US audiences. It’s been clinically tested.” – 3:33 PM Apr 14th, 2008 via @cameronreilly

“60 minutes on the bus there, 75 back? This meeting better have blowjobs. Blowjobs and cake.” – 10:17 AM Jan 24th, 2008 via @cleversimon

“eBay could really take it to the next level if they charged a premium for exclamation points and CAPS.” – 2:39 AM Jan 9th, 2008 via @hotdogsladies

“It’s always nice to craft an error message: “The internetz have pwned your rqst within this adaptrix”" – 3:23 PM Apr 16th via @samotage

“Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – 4:18 AM Jun 23rd, 2007 via @christingom